Brian wins the prize! He guessed the trashcan right; Playaz in Desa Sri Hartamas.
I swear I had a picture of him looking funny while squinting through his camera with his right eye, but I think I deleted it.
He is the man. Right after this picture I took of him, where he bought a Tamron 17-50mm F2.8 and Tamron 90mm F2.8 Macro and Nikon MB-D80 battery grip, he went out to conquer the photography world! And before that he couldn’t identify that he had a Nikkor 50mm F1.8D and a broken Nikkor 18-135mm F3.5-5.6. He was also the snarkiest Americanized dude over at the Xfresh forums back when it was in English and still existed. Yeah. If anybody knew what a longcat was, it was him, first.
Okaylah consolation prize goes to a longcat who identified that Playaz was above Bestari. Meow!