Destiny’s Child – 8 Days Of Christmas

Ah, the wonders of modern songwriting. Has anybody heard this materialistic song?

You know Christmas was made for the children

Well golly gee they remember their church roots.

I’m so in lo-lo-lo-lo-love
How I love him for his generousity
My man, my man, my baby

Like children, they look forward to Christmas for the presents. Destiny’s Child alright.

On the second day of Christmas my baby gave to me the keys to a CLK Mercedes

Whatever happened to Independent Women Part II, with:

The car I’m driving, I’ve bought it

Oh well, you’d need to buy her a car to keep your backdoor pass. I’m not talking about when she’s on stage, y’know.