I don’t like food courts in shopping malls. They’re crowded, full of screaming kids, the queues for drink counters are long, and… they don’t serve artificial sugar cane anymore.

I like artificial sugar cane.

Specifically, the one sold in food courts, not those in tin cans, though I can settle for that.

Real sugar cane stalls are harder to come by for a mallrat like me.

Yes, they do serve sugar cane with water chestnut, but it’s not the same! It’s not the stuff I grew up on!

There, a quick filler rant.