{"id":1019,"date":"2008-01-21T12:03:55","date_gmt":"2008-01-21T12:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1019"},"modified":"2008-01-21T12:03:55","modified_gmt":"2008-01-21T12:03:55","slug":"23-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1019","title":{"rendered":"23 Questions"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. What colour pants are you wearing now?<\/b>
\nTan.<\/p>\n

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?<\/b>
\nLight haired guys. Easier to spot them in a crowd.<\/p>\n

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?<\/b>
\nYeah man, that punkass hasn’t returned my money!<\/p>\n

4. Do you have a best friend?<\/b>
\nKawan I semua best kan? Tapi yang hutang I, tak best.<\/i><\/p>\n

5. Who was the last person you hugged?<\/b>
\nThe smitten kitten.<\/p>\n

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?<\/b><\/p>\n

Oh yes, she told me she was already together with another guy even before we broke up, and I got up and slapped her. So much for my beliefs in non-violence.<\/h6>\n

If you follow how I do memes, you’d know some of that is fiction.<\/p>\n

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?<\/b>
\nNo, my skin is a bit tough and will need metal instruments to puncture and cut my skin. Plastic scalpels do not cut it.<\/p>\n

8. Do you like your life?<\/b>
\nWhy, yes, I do! Wait…<\/p>\n

Do I?<\/p>\n

Really?<\/p>\n

Do you?<\/p>\n

Shit, now that you ask it that way… I wonder if I am really happy with my life, or if it’s just a reflex response.<\/p>\n

9. Do you shop at Hollister?<\/b>
\nI don’t know where Hollister is.<\/p>\n

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?<\/b>
\nYes. There was a time when Mr. Sia was largely missing in action. Watch your back imma gonna get ya!<\/p>\n

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?<\/b>
\nSwimwear is a form of clothing, so I’d say… yes.<\/p>\n

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?<\/b>
\nLet’s see – girly males not much (I just don’t attract their friendship), boyish males many, girly females not so much (thank GOD!), boyish females some. Thus, more boys.<\/p>\n

13. How long have you had MySpace?<\/b>
\nMySpace won’t tell me, but I first joined because Reza<\/a> used one of my pictures on his MySpace profile and I wanted to see if he credited me.<\/p>\n

Because he’s good-looking, has a sexy voice, and gets me into gigs for free, I’ll let him off.<\/p>\n

14. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?<\/b>
\nNo. Is it enjoyable? Will he enjoy it? Do you know any boys who want to be slapped in the face? Drop me a comment, let me know!<\/p>\n

15. What are your biggest fears?<\/b>
\nSlapping a boy in the face, and then him enjoying it, and then him trying to convince me that it’s enjoyable to be slapped by slapping me as well.<\/p>\n

16. Has anyone close to you ever passed away?<\/b>
\nNo, but many people close to me have passed wind.<\/p>\n

17. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?<\/b>
\nWhen I was a baby, and my dad said he was going out to the shop to buy some bread. Father of mine!<\/p>\n

18. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?<\/b>
\nA greater challenge is to get someone off your waist.<\/p>\n

19. Do you believe in the saying, “Once a cheater, always a cheater”?<\/b>
\nNo. A good expulsion from school should do the trick.<\/p>\n

20. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?<\/b>
\nYeah, every time she calls.<\/p>\n

21. Do you ever wish you were famous?<\/b>
\nNo I didn’t. I think somebody else’s wish got granted on me instead.<\/p>\n

That must mean that somebody else woke up one day with t!ts and a killer ass.<\/p>\n

22. Are you currently missing someone?<\/b>
\nYes yes. Oh and I share the missingness of the nation – we’re missing Sharlinie! Please find her.<\/p>\n

23. Please tag 5 people:<\/b>
\nJohn F. Kennedy, Elvis Presley, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin.<\/p>\n

Whatdya mean we can’t tag dead people? The morgue does it all the time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. What colour pants are you wearing now? Tan. 2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Light haired guys. Easier to spot them in a crowd. 3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? Yeah man, that punkass hasn’t returned my money! 4. Do you have a best friend? Kawan I semua best […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}