{"id":102,"date":"2003-03-05T03:46:54","date_gmt":"2003-03-05T03:46:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=102"},"modified":"2003-03-05T03:46:54","modified_gmt":"2003-03-05T03:46:54","slug":"morning-tire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=102","title":{"rendered":"Morning Tire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke from my slumber to find a low corner<br \/>\nThe Perodua Rusa on the side of the driver had a flat tire<br \/>\nSo we jacked it higher to remove hubbed rubber but the nuts were tighter<br \/>\nWith no grip or power we released it lower<\/p>\n<p>Nuts! Jacking in reverse!<br \/>\nGet the stick to beat up people with, first!<br \/>\nYou&#8217;d know better than to mess with us.<br \/>\nYep, my dad was a violent genius.<\/p>\n<p>We tried to replace but we faced a shortened base because this case<br \/>\nHad just as much air so we left it there<br \/>\nA plan was hatched, sounding far fetched<br \/>\nSo we took turns to jump on the bicycle pump<br \/>\nWe did not measure the internal pressure<br \/>\nBut what do you know? Soon it was up and ready to go<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke from my slumber to find a low corner The Perodua Rusa on the side of the driver had a flat tire So we jacked it higher to remove hubbed rubber but the nuts were tighter With no grip or power we released it lower Nuts! Jacking in reverse! Get the stick to beat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","category-travelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}