{"id":1020,"date":"2008-01-22T01:08:01","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T01:08:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1020"},"modified":"2008-01-22T01:08:01","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T01:08:01","slug":"ally-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1020","title":{"rendered":"Ally Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"

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* Photoshopped to remove address and chat. Could be further edited to read “boys are mean a lot to me” instead of “boys are mean” hehe.<\/p>\n

Doubled my Russians says:<\/b>
\nhey wait a minute, you’re not pinkpau!<\/p>\n

\ufffd.\ufffd.\ufffd* pinkpau says:<\/b>
\ni wish i wasnt<\/p>\n

Doubled my Russians says:<\/b>
\nit’s not you! she has color and doesn’t look like an elephant!<\/p>\n

\ufffd.\ufffd.\ufffd* pinkpau says:<\/b>
\ngiggle<\/p>\n

Doubled my Russians says:<\/b>
\nyeah, and she’s kinda tallish too
\nwhich makes me wonder, how big are baby elephants?<\/p>\n

\ufffd.\ufffd.\ufffd* pinkpau says:<\/b>
\nvery big<\/p>\n

Doubled my Russians says:<\/b>
\nlike, how big? bigger than a pinkpau?<\/p>\n

\ufffd.\ufffd.\ufffd* pinkpau says:<\/b>
\ndefinitely<\/p>\n

Doubled my Russians says:<\/b>
\nokay, what did you do with pinkpau? what do you want with a pinkpau, oh giggly monochromatic baby elephant?<\/p>\n

\ufffd.\ufffd.\ufffd* pinkpau says:<\/b>
\ngiggle! im not saying!<\/p>\n

Doubled my Russians says:<\/b>
\ndid you eat her? she certainly looks delicious<\/p>\n

\ufffd.\ufffd.\ufffd* pinkpau says:<\/b>
\nno
\nalbert do you know any nice guys who wont break my heart<\/p>\n

Doubled my Russians says:<\/b>
\nAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
\n*pats*
\ni’m sure there are nice guys out there who see beyond looks, size and heft
\nelephants can be endearing and adorable in their own sweet way
\nso, i’m sure you’ll charm some guy’s heart with your elephant giggle
\ni just know it<\/p>\n

\ufffd.\ufffd.\ufffd* pinkpau says:<\/b>
\nsigh i just keep getting the feeling that all they want are my tusks<\/p>\n

Doubled my Russians says:<\/b>
\ndon’t you say that!
\ni know there are songs about what you got inside that trunk
\nbut not every guy is like that.
\na real man will keep you and will respect your tusks till death does you guys apart
\ni mean, yeah there are those who marry elephants for their tusks and hope for low life expectancy and sell their tusks
\nno wait, why’d i say that
\nnot that i know anybody who does that!
\ni just… heard from a bird
\nyou know, those little birds
\nthat hop on the backs of animals and whisper stuff
\nbut you know what TRUE LOVE is?
\nwhen you both put your full tusk in each other<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

* Photoshopped to remove address and chat. Could be further edited to read “boys are mean a lot to me” instead of “boys are mean” hehe. Doubled my Russians says: hey wait a minute, you’re not pinkpau! \ufffd.\ufffd.\ufffd* pinkpau says: i wish i wasnt Doubled my Russians says: it’s not you! she has color and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1020"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}