{"id":1072,"date":"2008-04-29T01:49:37","date_gmt":"2008-04-29T01:49:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1072"},"modified":"2008-04-29T01:49:37","modified_gmt":"2008-04-29T01:49:37","slug":"how-to-be-a-red-ninja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1072","title":{"rendered":"How To Be A Red Ninja"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/klpof1.jpg\"><br \/>\nCome, son, I will teach you the ways&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/klpof2.jpg\"><br \/>\n&#8230;to be in perfect harmony with nature.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/klpof3.jpg\"><br \/>\nOnly at the <b>KL Performing Arts Centre Open Day, 27th January 2008<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/klpof4.jpg\"><br \/>\nLet the heat of the ground make your feet alight.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/klpof5.jpg\"><br \/>\nAnd you will travel nimbly knowing the world is round.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/klpof12.jpg\"><br \/>\nTake a stroll through the greenery.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/klpof6.jpg\"><br \/>\nFor we shall gather flowers.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/klpof7.jpg\"><br \/>\nAugh! I am attacked by the unharmonious bokeh of Albert&#8217;s Cosina 70-210mm F2.8-4 1:2.5x Macro lens! He should&#8217;ve brought his Minolta 70-210mm F4 beercan.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/ninja1.gif\"><br \/>\nThis is how one shall divert unharmonious aura.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/klpof11.jpg\"><br \/>\nToss flowers into it to balance bad chi.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/klpof10.jpg\"><br \/>\nFight, with my <i>tanto<\/i>, fight!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/klpof8.jpg\"><br \/>\nOh, but my opponents keep shooting me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/ninja2.gif\"><br \/>\n&#8230;from all directions!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/klpof9.jpg\"><br \/>\nWhen the peaceful wanderer finds oneself in undue persecution, the <b>Stone Of Retribution<\/b> shall give the necessary leverage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come, son, I will teach you the ways&#8230; &#8230;to be in perfect harmony with nature. Only at the KL Performing Arts Centre Open Day, 27th January 2008. Let the heat of the ground make your feet alight. And you will travel nimbly knowing the world is round. Take a stroll through the greenery. For we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}