{"id":1141,"date":"2008-09-05T04:36:47","date_gmt":"2008-09-05T04:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1141"},"modified":"2008-09-05T04:36:47","modified_gmt":"2008-09-05T04:36:47","slug":"b-s-o-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1141","title":{"rendered":"B.S. O.D."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.zdnet.com\/2424-9595_22-218626.html\">Microsoft patents &#8216;Page Up&#8217; and &#8216;Page Down&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>The software giant applied for the patent in 2005, and was granted it on August 19, 2008.<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Say what?<\/p>\n<p>Microsoft should patent the Blue Screen Of Death. Hehe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Microsoft patents &#8216;Page Up&#8217; and &#8216;Page Down&#8217; &#8220;The software giant applied for the patent in 2005, and was granted it on August 19, 2008.&#8221; Say what? Microsoft should patent the Blue Screen Of Death. Hehe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}