{"id":1189,"date":"2008-11-24T04:09:09","date_gmt":"2008-11-24T04:09:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1189"},"modified":"2008-11-24T04:09:09","modified_gmt":"2008-11-24T04:09:09","slug":"ze-karma-sutra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1189","title":{"rendered":"Ze Karma Sutra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once you\ufffdve been tagged, you have to write a note with 16 random things, shortcomings, facts, habits or goals about you. At the end choose 16 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. You have to tag the person who tagged you.<\/p>\n<p>Ze Great (Random) 16 According to Ze Great Albert<br \/>\n1. I have a wah pedal but no electric guitar<br \/>\n2. I can sing 3 solos or riffs from whatever favorite music I list on Facebook (that&#8217;s how I quantify if they&#8217;re favorite enough or not)<br \/>\n3. I have athletic legs but nobody knows this because I wear long trousers all the time<br \/>\n4. My secret to long, wavy, lustrous hair is to reduce on oil-cleaning substances like shampoo<br \/>\n5. I programmed my own blog system which is in use now, as well as the first incarnation of the Xfresh blog, based on it<br \/>\n6. I was doing AJAX before it was called AJAX and before there was Firefox<br \/>\n7. Gmail never works for me, it tends to fail to load<br \/>\n8. Firefox before 2.0 never worked for me either<br \/>\n9. MSN Messenger stopped working for me and it lags like nothing I&#8217;ve ever seen before<br \/>\n10. I practically don&#8217;t use the F-word<br \/>\n11. I still have not figured out the right ratio of coffee to creamer to sugar<br \/>\n12. Some people think I&#8217;m an artist or deejay<br \/>\n13. The artist bit is true somewhat, I tended to doodle a lot in school and some meetings<br \/>\n14. I miss my old office where we could see chicks walk in and out of the elevator in front of us everyday<br \/>\n15. I don&#8217;t watch any contemporary series e.g. Heroes or Lost<br \/>\n16. I often don&#8217;t follow the format&#8230; for example here, I didn&#8217;t tag anybody! I&#8217;m even kind enough not to tag Jolin back!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once you\ufffdve been tagged, you have to write a note with 16 random things, shortcomings, facts, habits or goals about you. At the end choose 16 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. You have to tag the person who tagged you. Ze Great (Random) 16 According to Ze Great [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}