{"id":120,"date":"2003-08-15T05:29:34","date_gmt":"2003-08-15T05:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=120"},"modified":"2003-08-15T05:29:34","modified_gmt":"2003-08-15T05:29:34","slug":"im-happy-now-sue-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=120","title":{"rendered":"I’m Happy Now, Sue Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The following website is evil.<\/p>\n

Happy Tree Friends<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n

The first time I watched it, it was just plain sick, but I had to go on! The rest of the office<\/a> started watching it, and after probably 4 public viewings, I have begun to laugh.<\/p>\n

I like the blue elk most. I forgot their names but heck. Wouldn’t you want to poke their heart-shaped noses and then take sharp objects to their faces?<\/p>\n

The tune is so ridiculously catchy that its end credits are something to wait for. Do not be sad, be happy again! Especially so if you have a Nokia<\/a><\/b> phone!<\/p>\n

Tempo<\/b>: 180 beats per minute seems right…<\/p>\n

32d3 32#d3 16.e3 8e3 8.c#3 16d3 8e3 16e3
\n8g3 8- 16- 8e3 8e3 8.c#3 16d3 8e3 16e3 8g3 8-
\n16- 4e2 8.e2 16e2 8e2 8d2 16#c2 4- 16-
\n8e2 8.e2 16e2 8e2 8d2 16#c2 16- 8- 4d2 8.d2
\n16d2 8d2 8c2 16b1 4- 4d2 8.d2 16d2 8f2
\n8e2 8.d2 32#c2<\/p>\n

I removed the bass-only parts because I didn’t have space. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

Looks like I beat them to making their ringtone, hope they don’t sue. Yes, I cheated. I opened their downloadable MIDI file and took the higher-octaved channels for the tune. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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