{"id":1209,"date":"2009-01-14T05:56:55","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T05:56:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1209"},"modified":"2009-01-14T05:56:55","modified_gmt":"2009-01-14T05:56:55","slug":"hey-girl-where-you-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1209","title":{"rendered":"Hey Girl Where You At?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Me<\/b>: Hey I&#8217;m here already! Where you at?<br \/>\n<b>She<\/b>: Hi! I&#8217;m at Spade!<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: What?<br \/>\n<b>She<\/b>: Spade!<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: Er, where is that?<br \/>\n<b>She<\/b>: Oh, it&#8217;s opposite PrimaVera&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: Er&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>She<\/b>: Near Skin Food?<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: What floor is it on?<br \/>\n<b>She<\/b>: Oh, first floor!<\/p>\n<p>It would help greatly if landmarks were not boutiques &#8211; I am, after all, an unfashionable straight man and we unfashionable straight men are completely oblivious to such shops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Hey I&#8217;m here already! Where you at? She: Hi! I&#8217;m at Spade! Me: What? She: Spade! Me: Er, where is that? She: Oh, it&#8217;s opposite PrimaVera&#8230; Me: Er&#8230; She: Near Skin Food? Me: What floor is it on? She: Oh, first floor! It would help greatly if landmarks were not boutiques &#8211; I am, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}