{"id":124,"date":"2003-05-30T11:19:46","date_gmt":"2003-05-30T11:19:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=124"},"modified":"2003-05-30T11:19:46","modified_gmt":"2003-05-30T11:19:46","slug":"am-i-depressed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"Am I Depressed?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was getting on the STAR LRT at around 9:10am from the <b>Masjid Jamek<\/b> station to go to <b>Bukit Jalil<\/b>, where my office, the fishtank, was. As usual, I would walk towards the door with the young attractive females, as a train ride would be boring staring blankly at old people. I sat near the front of the cab, where opposite me was a quite pretty, fair and not too skinny Chinese girl.<\/p>\n<p>I leaned my head forward against the side wall, hugging my bag, as I rocked to <i>Black Sabbath<\/i> blasting in my ears, scratching my blackheads, while my eyes flitted between looking outside, looking at the collected rain fall down the front window, and looking at the girl.<\/p>\n<p>This continued until the train reached <b>Chan Sow Lin<\/b>, to which the girl stood up, facing me, and took out a leaflet with three Chinese characters on it. In puzzlement, I took off my earphones.<\/p>\n<p><b>She<\/b>: Excuse me, can you read Chinese? (<i>In English, mind you&#8230;<\/i>)<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: No&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>She then flipped through her photograph book and took out another leaflet, with a sunrise\/sunset background (much like those condom packages.) There, printed, were three words that I forgot, except the last word, &#8220;<b>depressed<\/b>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p><b>She<\/b>: Hey you can have this.<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: Huh? I&#8217;m not depressed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>She then got off the train.<\/p>\n<p>Now that I think of it, I sounded slightly defensive with the last sentence. Of course, I wasn&#8217;t feeling depressed. I regret not taking the leaflet; imagine how much better this story would have been if I could show you the leaflet!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I felt touched by an angel. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Now, the questions arise!<\/p>\n<p>1) Do I look depressed?<br \/>\n2) Why did she get on my train and not the next one (since she&#8217;s obviously going towards <b>Ampang<\/b>, not <b>Sri Petaling<\/b>&#8230;)<br \/>\n3) Should I have took the leaflet and broke down, just to get her to stay on the train and listen to sad stories that I would make up so maybe she&#8217;d hug me and tell me &#8220;it&#8217;s gonna be alright&#8221;, making a new friend in the process? Oh, and for further counselling, I&#8217;d need a number! (Oh wait, I think I know the answer to this question&#8230; \ud83d\ude41 Darn, wasted oppurtunity!)<br \/>\n4) Why did she ask if I could read Chinese <b>in English<\/b> and not Chinese?<br \/>\n5) How did she know that I couldn&#8217;t read or speak Chinese?<br \/>\n6) Does Black Sabbath sound depressing to you?<br \/>\n7) What was she doing with a photograph book full of leaflets?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was getting on the STAR LRT at around 9:10am from the Masjid Jamek station to go to Bukit Jalil, where my office, the fishtank, was. As usual, I would walk towards the door with the young attractive females, as a train ride would be boring staring blankly at old people. I sat near the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-travelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}