{"id":129,"date":"2003-07-07T11:09:12","date_gmt":"2003-07-07T11:09:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=129"},"modified":"2003-07-07T11:09:12","modified_gmt":"2003-07-07T11:09:12","slug":"song-righter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"Song Righter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>* No idea what tune it will have, wrote this outta boredom. Some parts may be shout-rapped.<\/p>\n<p>What, is your band gonna do covers?<br \/>\nHave you no creative juices?<br \/>\nHave you no mind-bending powers?<br \/>\nDoes your song lack needed spices?<\/p>\n<p>Then call me!<br \/>\nThe songwriter<br \/>\nJust call me<br \/>\nThe love faker<\/p>\n<p>I shall write your chorus and your verse<br \/>\nChorus! Verse! Whichever goes first<br \/>\nGirls will drool and thirst<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll enter the chart at first<\/p>\n<p>Max Martin? Aging Swedes<br \/>\nDiane Warren gives me nosebleeds<br \/>\nBabyface croons to fourth base<br \/>\nAll this sickens my lovely taste<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m facing competition<br \/>\nFrom you mister, self-proclaimed songwriter!<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not getting commission<br \/>\nWell big deal loser, my sh** is tighter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* No idea what tune it will have, wrote this outta boredom. Some parts may be shout-rapped. What, is your band gonna do covers? Have you no creative juices? Have you no mind-bending powers? Does your song lack needed spices? Then call me! The songwriter Just call me The love faker I shall write your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}