{"id":133,"date":"2003-07-06T01:50:41","date_gmt":"2003-07-06T01:50:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=133"},"modified":"2003-07-06T01:50:41","modified_gmt":"2003-07-06T01:50:41","slug":"pretendster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"Pretendster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My exasperation goes out to those people on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friendster.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">Friendster<\/a> who put pictures of celebrities as them. Don&#8217;t you guys get the idea?<\/p>\n<p>Like duh, we know it&#8217;s not you, we know it&#8217;s Britney Spears.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t mind them hiding behind a screen name (say <i>The One<\/i>) but having a picture of <b>Neo<\/b> doesn&#8217;t cut it. The idea of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friendster.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">Friendster<\/a>, I thought, was to find your old friends through spiderwebs of connections! How am I supposed to recognize an old schoolmate if they have a obsession with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whatisthematrix.com\" target=\"_BLANK\"><b>The Matrix<\/b><\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/wiwtfl.gif\" alt=\"wiwtfl.gif, 3\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My exasperation goes out to those people on Friendster who put pictures of celebrities as them. Don&#8217;t you guys get the idea? Like duh, we know it&#8217;s not you, we know it&#8217;s Britney Spears. I don&#8217;t mind them hiding behind a screen name (say The One) but having a picture of Neo doesn&#8217;t cut it. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}