{"id":1404,"date":"2010-03-19T09:57:26","date_gmt":"2010-03-19T09:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1404"},"modified":"2010-03-19T09:57:26","modified_gmt":"2010-03-19T09:57:26","slug":"vain-braidy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1404","title":{"rendered":"Vain Braidy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/cornrows5.jpg\"><br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re wondering why my hair looks kinda flat now, it is not because it knows <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1402\">it is going to be cut for charity<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/cornrows4.jpg\"><br \/>\nIt is because I am concealing&#8230; <b>cornrows<\/b>!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/cornrows3.jpg\"><br \/>\nFrom the side, I look kinda cyberpunk or Predator-like. And I like it.<\/p>\n<p>The first person that came to mind when I got this, was <b>Chuck Mosley<\/b>, original vocalist for <b>Faith No More<\/b>. Then the long mohawk was quite Anthony Kiedis-like. There was definitely something 80&#8217;s and quite metal-ish about this (or maybe it was my face!)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/cornrows6.jpg\"><br \/>\nFrom the back. I originally wanted a typical basketball\/globe projection design but Tony the hairstylist said my head was not round so it would not suit that style. And so, it was parted in 3, with the hair in the middle untouched so I could do whatever I want with it (a mohawk, or cover my cornrows!)<\/p>\n<p>I love the ability to hide my cornrows to avoid questions and girls following me home who cannot stop saying how cool it is.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/cornrows2.jpg\"><br \/>\n(Credits to Waifon for taking this picture.)<br \/>\nThe hair was parted in many &#8216;combs&#8217; and each &#8216;comb&#8217; was then braided very close to the scalp. Yes, it was painful at first! However once it gets to the end of each comb it becomes a regular braid.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/cornrows1.jpg\"><br \/>\n(Credits to Pin Pin for taking this picture.)<br \/>\nHere you can see the individual braids hanging out, unfinished.<\/p>\n<p>It also hurts to have your neck in that position, more than it does when the braiding happens!<\/p>\n<p>Finally, the individual braids are combined into one big braid, which forms one of two major trunk lines, which are then secured with a hair band each. (Refer to the back view above.)<\/p>\n<p>I now have major respect for anyone with cornrows and dreadlocks &#8211; the process of getting it hurts!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/cornrows7.jpg\"><br \/>\n69 GET! (Liquified in Photoshop.)<\/p>\n<p>I got my cornrows done at <b>C&#8217;Cut Hair Salon<\/b>, Lot 85, 5th floor, Berjaya Times Square. This is certainly not your usual salon as you&#8217;ll see when you enter. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>For all the other pictures I shall thank <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smashpop.net\" target=\"_BLANK\">smashpOp<\/a> and his Minolta 70-210mm F4 beercan lens at 210mm F11 for a perspective that will bring out the hair.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, I am still <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/?p=1402\">going bald this 28th of March 2010<\/a> so please do donate to the cause! It was my hair&#8217;s last wish to get funky (I originally kept long hair with the intent of making it dreadlocks but it was too socially unacceptable so I settled for cornrows.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re wondering why my hair looks kinda flat now, it is not because it knows it is going to be cut for charity. It is because I am concealing&#8230; cornrows! From the side, I look kinda cyberpunk or Predator-like. And I like it. The first person that came to mind when I got this, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}