{"id":156,"date":"2003-09-10T09:15:13","date_gmt":"2003-09-10T09:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=156"},"modified":"2003-09-10T09:15:13","modified_gmt":"2003-09-10T09:15:13","slug":"everlasting-fountain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=156","title":{"rendered":"Everlasting Fountain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I walked into the toilet of the Pasar Seni LRT station<br \/>\nAs I held a full bladder I saw an irritated commotion<br \/>\nI was greeted by the backs of two men<br \/>\nHoarding the urinals for since dunno-when<br \/>\nPeople were waiting and the booths were occupied<br \/>\nWhat took them so long to lower their tide?<br \/>\nWas it something about Pasar Seni<br \/>\nThat conditions them to go on endlessly?<br \/>\nWhy were they standing so close?<br \/>\nWere they afraid of an inaccurate hose?<br \/>\nWhat were they trying to conceal?<br \/>\nMore importantly what was the deal?<br \/>\nSorry sir I don&#8217;t mean to barge<br \/>\nBut isn&#8217;t a urinal too claustrophobic for such discharge?<br \/>\nThank goodness that one of them was done<br \/>\nI quickly turned the vacancy into none<br \/>\nI tried outdoing the forever man sailing port<br \/>\nI rushed high volumes but I was four seconds short<br \/>\nCall it ego to take a loss by heart<br \/>\nAt least I didn&#8217;t have a four minute headstart<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I walked into the toilet of the Pasar Seni LRT station As I held a full bladder I saw an irritated commotion I was greeted by the backs of two men Hoarding the urinals for since dunno-when People were waiting and the booths were occupied What took them so long to lower their tide? Was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","category-travelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}