Here’s a brief intro to my blog, my style<\/b> (which is very different from other blogs). This is so you know what to expect.<\/p>\n
1) No life story. I won’t tell you what happened to me, what route the bus took (it’s all the same, you see?<\/i>), how much gold I earned from exploring my nasal tunnels, and so on. No live commentary. Work is interesting, but I won’t make you share the pain.<\/p>\n
2) Loads of philosophy, technical theories and generally wondering about the world and its occupants. A lot of it. I like to think. Unfortunately, a lot of people don’t. They’re just too<\/i> lazy. This is also why I make little or no sense to them. I am simplifying my English so you<\/b>, the reader, can get this point! :\/<\/p>\n
3) I won’t come to the point when I only update to say I’ve added more pages, but this won’t be the only page that gets updated. I don’t intend this to be a portfolio, but I don’t intend it to be one-page blog<\/i> either. (Sounds like a One-Hit Wonder<\/i>, eh?) I can be more than that! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
4) Identity protection. I will try my very best not to squeal on you. ;P Of course, I will incriminate (accidentally, even) people, describing too much of the situation that the culprits will know who they are, even if I don’t say who. If you’re really nice, I’ll put your name in. =] Otherwise, you’ll get a scathing essay. >:[<\/p>\n
5) No excessive pictures. I’m not a cam girl<\/i> (I’m not even a girl, you lecherous brain-between-legs<\/i> surfer!) Maybe some pictures to prove the point. This will be mostly readable stuff. I might throw in superlatives and sexual terms<\/b> to cultivate interest (and to wake you), but there won’t be any really gross references or profanities. I’m all for the proper usage of profanities (which is, only when necessary). 0:)<\/p>\n
6) If you have read this far, you’d have concluded what everyone else has – that I am a computer nerd. You’re smart that way. I sometimes have writing spurts, wherein my language suddenly<\/b> becomes comprehensible, lively, and easy to understand! Watch out for those moments!<\/b> They’re good!<\/p>\n
7) Linkage and pimpage? Not much. I wouldn’t even link to my boss’ site! It’s up to my lazy self to link, anyway. Don’t expect pimpage from me; I couldn’t imagine typing the same URL again and again just because you’re my friend today, tomorrow, and the day after that<\/i>!<\/p>\n
Oh dear. I was too particular. After writing the guidelines, which trap me in a corner, I don’t know what I can say anymore. Sad, huh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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