{"id":178,"date":"2003-11-17T10:34:45","date_gmt":"2003-11-17T10:34:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=178"},"modified":"2003-11-17T10:34:45","modified_gmt":"2003-11-17T10:34:45","slug":"the-only-difference-that-i-see-in-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=178","title":{"rendered":"The Only Difference That I See In You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I met a bunch of old schoolmates. To which two girls tapped me on the shoulder and, with an expression of shock and hand covering mouth, went, &#8220;Oh my God! ALBERT!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I mockingly did the same back to them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You look so different!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ah yes, what could be more complimenting than girls acknowledging that I have:<\/p>\n<p>1) eyebags<br \/>\n2) longer-than-a-schoolboy hair<\/p>\n<p>They looked the same, just with different hairstyles. I was still taller than them. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Later, in a moment of silence, I pondered the previous meets with schoolmates I had not met for 3 years. Guys would go, &#8220;Haha you <i>still<\/i> look exaaactly the same. Never changed.&#8221; (This was very recent, with my longer hair&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Then I thought of a bunch of girls I bumped into KLCC. They said I looked very different, (and much better, at that!) even though that was much earlier in the year, and I was still visiting my Indian barber.<\/p>\n<p>Conclusion?<\/p>\n<p>Girls know what to say when they meet old acquiantances. &#8220;<i>You look so different!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Guys are unobservant idiots. &#8220;<i>You look exactly the same!<\/i>&#8221; (Except me lah, I could tell the difference&#8230; unless guys tend to change more after school or something.)<\/p>\n<p>Edited 14:11 hours 18th November 2003: We also bumped into a church friend of a friend. Ironically, he was selling insurance! Odd. Faith is about optimism, while insurance is about pessimism.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I met a bunch of old schoolmates. To which two girls tapped me on the shoulder and, with an expression of shock and hand covering mouth, went, &#8220;Oh my God! ALBERT!&#8221; I mockingly did the same back to them. &#8220;You look so different!&#8221; Ah yes, what could be more complimenting than girls acknowledging that I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}