{"id":183,"date":"2003-12-09T12:44:21","date_gmt":"2003-12-09T12:44:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=183"},"modified":"2003-12-09T12:44:21","modified_gmt":"2003-12-09T12:44:21","slug":"joes-addiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=183","title":{"rendered":"Joe&#8217;s Addiction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have learnt many things the hard way. Like how you <b>do not<\/b> use the same porportions for making Milo, for making coffee!<\/p>\n<p>I usually make myself a cup of Milo at the office pantry, but the Milo was finished, so I tried to make coffee instead. I unassumingly put in 4 scoops of coffee (just like for Milo.) I then doused it with some sinful condensed milk.<\/p>\n<p>I thought the flavor was a bit too thick, so heck, I poured in more condensed milk. That didn&#8217;t help. Sugar? Nope, still as black as ever. (I&#8217;m fine with black coffee, but this hadn&#8217;t reached the sweet spot of white coffee, so it was icky.)<\/p>\n<p>I drank halfway before giving up. It was too thick-flavored.<\/p>\n<p>Water never tasted so good. I went to the toilet, and smelt the caffeine in the stream!<\/p>\n<p>I was as sleepy as usual, though. Odd odd. I wasn&#8217;t even jittery or anything.<\/p>\n<p>It was still in the stream this morning. How do you detoxify yourself of caffeine?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have learnt many things the hard way. Like how you do not use the same porportions for making Milo, for making coffee! I usually make myself a cup of Milo at the office pantry, but the Milo was finished, so I tried to make coffee instead. I unassumingly put in 4 scoops of coffee [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}