{"id":190,"date":"2003-12-24T12:39:50","date_gmt":"2003-12-24T12:39:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=190"},"modified":"2016-09-19T17:15:09","modified_gmt":"2016-09-19T17:15:09","slug":"santa-was-a-telekom-engineer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"Santa Was A Telekom Engineer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up late on a Tuesday, and as my mom was sending me to the LRT station, she asked what present I wanted for my birthday.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A haircut?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She was heading to Midvalley anyway, and I got my haircut. It wasn&#8217;t worth it &#8211; for every Ringgit spent all he did was rewind it a day. The colleagues couldn&#8217;t tell the difference! (It was, of course, much lighter&#8230; so maybe he did some hairstyling magic to cut off loads but keep the volume?)<\/p>\n<p>The Streamyx (ADSL broadband) installer called me when I was in Tower Records listening to CDs. I told him we&#8217;d be home at 8pm. Of course, I later realized that my lovably-bullyable colleague Kay-Li was in a play (Me, Myself and Pulau Belakang Buaya) that night, and it was the only screening, at 8:30pm!<\/p>\n<p>My parents could handle the installer, I thought. Or not. My mom assumed that the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/?p=189\">Alcatel Speed Touch 510 ADSL broadband modem\/router<\/a> box in the plastic bag near the computer was for my friend. The phone line was dead anyway, so the installer couldn&#8217;t do anything.<\/p>\n<p>My delightful enjoyment of the play poking fun of Malaysia was marred by a stern mother saying the installer needed to speak on the phone. I reached home for some parental frying pan.<\/p>\n<p>On Wednesday, an appointment was set at 3pm, but he came at 2pm. Santa he was indeed.<\/p>\n<p>As he checked the cables, Santa asked for the filter thingy, and I took it out of the box, revealing the old <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/?p=101\">Lantech 5-port 10\/100 Fast Ethernet switch<\/a>. He asked how much it was, and I said it was RM105 when I bought it, but PC Fair was selling such at RM75, so I&#8217;d sell it at RM50. He bought it.<\/p>\n<p>The night before, I set the ADSL modem&#8217;s mode to PPPoA (which could give me 2Mbps if they forget to uncap my bandwidth) instead of PPPoE. However, it refused to connect until I switched it back to PPPoE, at a stable 384kbps.<\/p>\n<p>The best part was, the router passed every test in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.grc.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">Gibson Research Corporation<\/a>&#8216;s ShieldsUP! tool.<\/p>\n<p>I just hope I can maintain such enthusiasm (<i>jakun!<\/i>) It&#8217;s not like I haven&#8217;t tasted broadband at the office before&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Regretfully, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cybersonique.org\/\" target=\"_BLANK\">DJ Phuturecybersonique<\/a> told me of a Linksys wireless router\/modem going for RM220&#8230; with wireless networks, the chances of the modem getting struck by lightning and passing the current to the computers are virtually nil.<\/p>\n<p><b>Flush The Evils<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Me and my family were in the family van, coming home from my grandma&#8217;s. I wound the window down to reach out to the toll system&#8217;s <b>Touch N Go<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>We were just looking out for signs to home. Soon, the two lanes converged into a highway, and at that point, there was a huge puddle. My dad slowed down, on the deeper end, the left side.<\/p>\n<p>An idiot zoomed past on the right.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to wind the windows up, but I just closed my eyes and winced.<\/p>\n<p>The huge wave splashed on my sister, mother and I.<\/p>\n<p>I felt like horning at that fella, but all we could do was laugh loudly. What more from a van window that was higher than usual!<\/p>\n<p><b>Seasons Greetings<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Oh yes, Merry Christmas. I hate typing it because my fingers go all over the keyboard. So don&#8217;t be offended if I type &#8220;<i>Same to you<\/i>&#8221; instead. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up late on a Tuesday, and as my mom was sending me to the LRT station, she asked what present I wanted for my birthday. &#8220;A haircut?&#8221; She was heading to Midvalley anyway, and I got my haircut. 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