{"id":196,"date":"2004-01-04T11:20:33","date_gmt":"2004-01-04T11:20:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=196"},"modified":"2004-01-04T11:20:33","modified_gmt":"2004-01-04T11:20:33","slug":"jakunism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=196","title":{"rendered":"Jakunism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I believe in Jakunism.<\/p>\n<p><i>Jakun<\/i>. A person who is easily and overly impressed with something, as if he or she has never seen it before.<\/p>\n<p><i>Jakunism<\/i>. The act of being a <i>Jakun<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>Ooo! Look! A <b>Nokia 6100<\/b>! Wah! Color screen! Can change the color schemes somemore!<\/i>&#8221; &#8211; me, looking at <a href=\"http:\/\/dide.mainpage.net\" target=\"_BLANK\">Dide<\/a>&#8216;s mobile phone.<\/p>\n<p>The secret to happiness is in <i>Jakunism<\/i>. Live life in awe, in wonder! For example, it has been over 10 days that I have had <b>Streamyx<\/b>, Malaysia&#8217;s cutting edge blazing fast consumer end broadband solution! Everytime I go online, I go &#8220;<i>wah damn fast lah!<\/i>&#8221; No, really! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paultan.org\" target=\"_BLANK\">Paul<\/a> may be having problems, but I have none!<\/p>\n<p>Same applies for the new things hitting Malaysia. <b>Vanilla Coke<\/b>. McDonalds becomes a luxury now.<\/p>\n<p><b>5 sen and one sen coins<\/b>! As of the 5% government tax, we are going to start collecting those little pocket-weighteners.<\/p>\n<p><b>Edited at 1:00am, 5th January 2004, +0800GMT<\/b>: Gamespy&#8217;s <b>Half-Life 2 preview<\/b> is another whoa. Tractor beams in the Havok engine, anyone?<\/p>\n<p>I am happy.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes <a href=\"http:\/\/www.onthecouch.net\/crappozoa\" target=\"_BLANK\">Crappo<\/a> is the true Einstein. Not I. He knows the <a href=\"http:\/\/onthecouch.net\/crappozoa\/archives\/00000071.htm\" target=\"_BLANK\">connection<\/a> between <i>By The Way<\/i> and <i>Universally Speaking<\/i> (<b>Red Hot Chili Peppers<\/b> music videos).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I believe in Jakunism. Jakun. A person who is easily and overly impressed with something, as if he or she has never seen it before. Jakunism. The act of being a Jakun. &#8220;Ooo! Look! A Nokia 6100! Wah! Color screen! Can change the color schemes somemore!&#8221; &#8211; me, looking at Dide&#8216;s mobile phone. The secret [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}