{"id":215,"date":"2004-03-12T01:55:28","date_gmt":"2004-03-12T01:55:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=215"},"modified":"2004-03-12T01:55:28","modified_gmt":"2004-03-12T01:55:28","slug":"boneless-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=215","title":{"rendered":"Boneless Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to KFC today and discovered their latest innovation &#8211; boneless chicken.<\/p>\n<p>Well not really. I ordered a set meal that had 2 pieces of chicken, of either wings or drumsticks or both. I couldn&#8217;t remember what I had. The first one was rather crispy, and by the time I got to the second one, my colleagues asked me what happened to my other chicken. I told them I ate it!<\/p>\n<p>They then noticed that my plate had no bones. Had I accidentally ate the oh-so-crispy bones? Had the chicken no bones?<\/p>\n<p>I guess I was really hungry, as I finished my meal before the 4 colleagues who ordered before me. I wasn&#8217;t a bone eater (and I can&#8217;t eat bones anyway) so I&#8217;m convinced that yes &#8211; I was lucky. <b>I got a boneless chicken!<\/b> This was even though I didn&#8217;t order a fillet\/boneless-chicken-style thing.<\/p>\n<p>And no, neither pieces looked like <b>Crispy Strips<\/b> before I ate them.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of fillet\/boneless-chicken-style things, I don&#8217;t know what KFC&#8217;s next reincarnation will be, but I hope it&#8217;s not wrapped in <i>healthy-tasting<\/i> salad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to KFC today and discovered their latest innovation &#8211; boneless chicken. Well not really. I ordered a set meal that had 2 pieces of chicken, of either wings or drumsticks or both. I couldn&#8217;t remember what I had. The first one was rather crispy, and by the time I got to the second [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}