{"id":219,"date":"2004-03-18T11:22:34","date_gmt":"2004-03-18T11:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=219"},"modified":"2004-03-18T11:22:34","modified_gmt":"2004-03-18T11:22:34","slug":"jenny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=219","title":{"rendered":"Jenny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jenny&#8217;s got a problem<br \/>\nJenny&#8217;s got a bum<br \/>\nJenny has a brainless anthem<br \/>\nAnd she was saved by a sour plum<\/p>\n<p>Who cares, really, for Jenny?<br \/>\nWho is her custodian?<br \/>\nWas the task up to me<br \/>\nOr the woefully appointed guardian?<\/p>\n<p>(Yes, it sounds dumb, but is intentionally cryptic.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jenny&#8217;s got a problem Jenny&#8217;s got a bum Jenny has a brainless anthem And she was saved by a sour plum Who cares, really, for Jenny? Who is her custodian? Was the task up to me Or the woefully appointed guardian? (Yes, it sounds dumb, but is intentionally cryptic.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}