{"id":22,"date":"2002-06-18T02:33:21","date_gmt":"2002-06-18T02:33:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=22"},"modified":"2002-06-18T02:33:21","modified_gmt":"2002-06-18T02:33:21","slug":"my-first-wishlist-fulfilled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"My First Wishlist&#8230; fulfilled!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hit the bong then sing a song from your schlong<br \/>\nPlunk the funk from a swimming-trunkless hunk<br \/>\nWait not long not in a thong it&#8217;s not wrong<br \/>\nTo clear the chunk of gunk from radio junk<br \/>\nGod knows plant a rose for his overdose<br \/>\nThe band changed their men; a fan even can<br \/>\nJoin their throes; music just flows &#8211; drugged-out woes<br \/>\nBack to the den, magic sand, no man&#8217;s land<br \/>\nShake them, their life at stake give them a break<br \/>\nTo heal from the peeled seal of fine-cut steel<br \/>\nWhen they wake for their sake just let them make<br \/>\nTheir music reveal their zeal, their new feel<br \/>\nOnce known Majestic Masters of Mayhem<br \/>\nRock maximum, <strike>buy me their new album!<\/strike><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/rhcpbtw.jpg\" alt=\"Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way album cover\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strike>(I hope that wasn&#8217;t too harsh a wishlist for a first one&#8230;)<\/strike><\/p>\n<p>Edit 17:05 +800 GMT 11th July 2002: I already have the album! Wahey the sock-wearing c*** rock funk punk metal rappers did it again! More on that soon&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hit the bong then sing a song from your schlong Plunk the funk from a swimming-trunkless hunk Wait not long not in a thong it&#8217;s not wrong To clear the chunk of gunk from radio junk God knows plant a rose for his overdose The band changed their men; a fan even can Join their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}