{"id":254,"date":"2004-06-14T02:16:05","date_gmt":"2004-06-14T02:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=254"},"modified":"2004-06-14T02:16:05","modified_gmt":"2004-06-14T02:16:05","slug":"cucumber-drenched-mustard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=254","title":{"rendered":"Cucumber-drenched Mustard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was soaking in frequencies from a cannon when like <i>kapow!<\/i> weirder than cucumber-drenched mustard, the manager-like lady she came, and she said she spun Rubik cubes too. &#8220;<i>What, can&#8217;t anybody figure it out in two days?<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This was cause for further investigation, and so we went down. I diagrammatically showed the processes I learnt from manuals for anything beyond the first layer (as opposed to being completely self-taught!) All she did was wave her hands in the air.<\/p>\n<p>After the jam was over, we all bummed around a bit, with me wishing I bothered with the voice recorder. Hung around a bit too long we did, to the ire of those waiting for us.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d think it was least to my fault, but alas, his account was that a chick came and I led myself away. &#8220;<i>But she was like saying Rubik&#8217;s Cubes and I wanted to get free tickets<\/i>&#8220;&#8230; and that was like kapow Zoltan! etcetera. I swear upon all my excuses before that it was true.<\/p>\n<p>I now carry a cube with me in my bag at all times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was soaking in frequencies from a cannon when like kapow! weirder than cucumber-drenched mustard, the manager-like lady she came, and she said she spun Rubik cubes too. &#8220;What, can&#8217;t anybody figure it out in two days?&#8221; This was cause for further investigation, and so we went down. I diagrammatically showed the processes I learnt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}