{"id":255,"date":"2004-06-17T11:20:47","date_gmt":"2004-06-17T11:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=255"},"modified":"2016-08-28T12:20:10","modified_gmt":"2016-08-28T12:20:10","slug":"waffles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=255","title":{"rendered":"Waffles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to college to find my lecturer still in her hometown, with a blur-as-heck collegemate going &#8220;I <i>think<\/i> next week got class lah&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ah well, no use slitting wrists over that, I said, and walked over to A&amp;W KLCC. I ordered a coney dog combo with root beer float, and a waffle with butter and syrup. I put the tray on the table and went to the sink to wash my hands. As I walked back, they brought a waffle <b>with<\/b> icecream and strawberry syrup!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>Eh I ordered with butter and syrup!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As they left, I realized that my tray <b>already<\/b> had butter and syrup. Damn, wasted a chance to have free icecream and strawberry syrup.<\/p>\n<p>My intention was to put butter, then syrup, then fill the waffle <i>cells<\/i> like honeycombs with icecream from the float, like so:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/anwwaffle.jpg\" alt=\"A&amp;W Waffle, anwwaffle.jpg (8296 bytes)\"><\/center><br \/>\nNotice on the right that there was more than enough leftover float. \ud83d\ude42 Yes that <b>is<\/b> how I eat my waffles uh-hyuk.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I&#8217;ve updated my <a href=\"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?cat=24\">Quotes<\/a> with:<br \/>\n&#8220;The darker it is, the more powerful the effect of the flash.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to college to find my lecturer still in her hometown, with a blur-as-heck collegemate going &#8220;I think next week got class lah&#8230;&#8221; Ah well, no use slitting wrists over that, I said, and walked over to A&amp;W KLCC. I ordered a coney dog combo with root beer float, and a waffle with butter [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11574,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions\/11574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}