{"id":269,"date":"2004-07-13T10:11:47","date_gmt":"2004-07-13T10:11:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=269"},"modified":"2004-07-13T10:11:47","modified_gmt":"2004-07-13T10:11:47","slug":"effect-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=269","title":{"rendered":"Effect Food"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My once distraught friend sobbed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>I gained 1 kilogram after eating a lychee!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps, then, we should be thankful that <b>McDonalds<\/b> is taking a step towards awareness; they call it the <b>Quarter Pounder<\/b>. People like me, trying to gain weight, know damn well that we will gain <b>at least<\/b> a quarter of a pound eating it. We don&#8217;t have any guarantee how much we&#8217;d gain with a <b>Big Mac<\/b> (heck, they could change the weight of a Big Mac anytime!)<\/p>\n<p>Soon, with enough people filing lawsuits (&#8220;<i>caution: contents may be hot<\/i>&#8220;) we will have food items named not to promise the tongue but to tell you what you can expect. <b>Big Triple-bypass Heart Attack Mac<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>Now don&#8217;t take me seriously, I <b>love<\/b> McDonalds and fast food in general.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My once distraught friend sobbed. &#8220;I gained 1 kilogram after eating a lychee!&#8221; Perhaps, then, we should be thankful that McDonalds is taking a step towards awareness; they call it the Quarter Pounder. People like me, trying to gain weight, know damn well that we will gain at least a quarter of a pound eating [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}