{"id":272,"date":"2004-07-15T03:52:43","date_gmt":"2004-07-15T03:52:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=272"},"modified":"2004-07-15T03:52:43","modified_gmt":"2004-07-15T03:52:43","slug":"why-i-wear-white-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=272","title":{"rendered":"Why I Wear White Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xfresh.com\/shazfx\" target=\"_BLANK\">Shaz<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xanga.com\/crazystrat\" target=\"_BLANK\">William<\/a> and I went around town. Details will not follow as William intends to keep the idea to ourselves.<\/p>\n<p>Pardon the French(man Shaz) or rather, pardon the Malaysian English.<\/p>\n<p><b>Shaz<\/b>: Eh William. Why you always wear white pants one? If I put chocolate there, won&#8217;t it be very obvious?<br \/>\n<b>William<\/b>: It&#8217;s not white lah&#8230; it&#8217;s beige.<br \/>\n<b>Albert<\/b>: Well better a chocolate stain on white pants than a white stain on black pants.<\/p>\n<p>(This was in direct reference to the condensed milk that Shaz dripped onto his black pants earlier.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shaz, William and I went around town. Details will not follow as William intends to keep the idea to ourselves. Pardon the French(man Shaz) or rather, pardon the Malaysian English. Shaz: Eh William. Why you always wear white pants one? If I put chocolate there, won&#8217;t it be very obvious? William: It&#8217;s not white lah&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}