{"id":278,"date":"2004-07-30T12:18:52","date_gmt":"2004-07-30T12:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=278"},"modified":"2004-07-30T12:18:52","modified_gmt":"2004-07-30T12:18:52","slug":"my-second-ever-bulletin-board-quiz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=278","title":{"rendered":"My Second Ever Bulletin Board Quiz"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thanks to Jin<\/a> for this!<\/p>\n

Would you marry for money?
\nWell this job had better pay. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Have you had braces?
\nNope. I have nice teeth; only defect being the lower front baby teeth. They’ve never grown out.<\/p>\n

Do you pluck your eyebrows?
\nEr gee, let me ask my fashion consultant if that will suit my face shape. J.J.M. is such a darling. He says NO.<\/p>\n

Do you hurt\/cut urself by accident?
\nRarely; if so it’s just hangnails.<\/p>\n

Could you live without a computer?
\nI guess I could live without ONE of my computers. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

If you could live in any past time period, which would it be?
\nThe early 70’s, where sex, drugs and rock and roll were still booming and quite legal.<\/p>\n

Do you drink enough water?
\nI think so… I have 2 1-liter-bottles on my computer table, and they go through refilling cycles every hour or so.<\/p>\n

Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?
\nI don’t even wear shoes in the office. Go figure.<\/p>\n

What is your favorite fruit?
\nGuava!<\/p>\n

What is your favorite place to visit?
\nBintang Walk, or any area with loads of connected places that get people lost initially.<\/p>\n

Are you photogenic?
\nYes, and narcissistic, too!<\/p>\n

Do you dream in color or black and white?
\nColor!<\/p>\n

Are you wearing fingernail polish?
\nNah they just make your fingernails brittle, and they stain nostrils and guitar strings.<\/p>\n

Why do you take surveys?
\nI feel the urge to reply differently.<\/p>\n

Do you drink alcohol?
\nNo, and I’m genetically predisposed against it.<\/p>\n

What is the most beautiful language?
\nEnglish! Eat that, all you European-language romantics!<\/p>\n

When you are asleep do you like being kissed awake?
\nSure! Except by J.J.M. of course. He’s too sloppy.<\/p>\n

Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?
\nSunsets. You know the day won’t get any hotter.<\/p>\n

Do you want to live to be 100?
\nYeah. The psychics say that sex, drugs and rock and roll will be booming and quite legal AGAIN in the 2080’s.<\/p>\n

Is a flat stomach important to you?
\nNope, but protuberance is a disturbance.<\/p>\n

Are you tolerant of other people’s beliefs?
\nIf their belief is intolerance, no. Heh.<\/p>\n

When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?
\nOn. In fact, I will not step into a cinema until they install floodlights. :\/<\/p>\n

Do you believe in magic?
\nNo, but I believe in a thing called love!<\/p>\n

Do you think you can draw well?
\nI don’t like pencils so I draw with ballpoint pens. I can draw still life and scenes in a meeting room or classroom, but I often mess up porportion because I tend to concentrate on small parts.<\/p>\n

Do you like to watch cartoons?
\nYep. Count The Simpsons and more adult humor.<\/p>\n

At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn’t real?
\nWhen I was 18, and I heard this rapper sing, “Santa Claus ain’t real, he’s a faker yo. Aight!”<\/p>\n

Do you write poetry?
\nYou could call my cryptic, always-rhyming attempts poems.<\/p>\n

Do you snore?
\nMy colleagues don’t complain.<\/p>\n

Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?
\nI sleep on my back. (I have to take precautions against J.J.M.)<\/p>\n

Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
\nRottweiler. What good is a poodle?<\/p>\n

Are you basically a happy person?
\nYes, but when people go “are you happy?” I doubt myself, hesitant to answer.<\/p>\n

Are you tired?
\nLaconic, too.<\/p>\n

Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?
\nWHY DO YOU ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?!?!? WHY MUST YOU? ALL THESE SURVEYS DO IS GIVE YOU QUESTIONS? WHAT ABOUT ANSWERS??? HUH?
\nOh, I’ve had my Teh Tarik already.<\/p>\n

Have you ever met anyone off the internet?
\nYes, I have met people who don’t have Internet access. Oh you mean, have I met people in real life that I met online first?<\/p>\n

How many phones do you have in your house?
\n2 phones to one landline, and 3 mobile phones.<\/p>\n

Do you get along with your parents?
\nI still live with them. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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