{"id":314,"date":"2004-11-08T08:13:10","date_gmt":"2004-11-08T08:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=314"},"modified":"2004-11-08T08:13:10","modified_gmt":"2004-11-08T08:13:10","slug":"joey-eat-tyre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=314","title":{"rendered":"Joey Eat Tyre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;<i>Hey you know since like you&#8217;re really wise and all would you mind helping your friend out? I need some advice&#8230;<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>How could I say nay to a damsel in distress? I assumed the role of <i>final affirmer<\/i>. &#8220;<i>Yes! Send the message confessing how much you still feel for him and talk to your ex again after 5 months!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then the conversation strayed to me finding out that she liked me for like 3 months when we first knew each other. Whoa what a coincidence, I admitted. Damn. All this while, I thought she was just a very, very conversational person with loads of credit! Damn I was oblivious.<\/p>\n<p>The guy replied. It was mutual. Somebody got <b>her<\/b> happy ending.<\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s another ironic thing in life. When I hung out with my crush (and in her group of friends, there is a guy who she likes and likes her as well), the guy will be <b>very, very friendly<\/b> with me, even on the first time meeting. One of them asked for my phone number and couldn&#8217;t stop talking to me. Another guy asked for my phone number <b>and<\/b> gave me my first lapdance!<\/p>\n<p>And hell, I found out both were mutual&#8230; a bit too late.<\/p>\n<p>On a side note, some girl I have no crush on whatsoever said, &#8220;<i>Hey you know when I first met you, I really really hated you. I don&#8217;t know why.<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I asked this relatively angsty person, &#8220;<i>Hey! If I rarely see you sober, how come you&#8217;ve never been frank with me?<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey you know since like you&#8217;re really wise and all would you mind helping your friend out? I need some advice&#8230;&#8221; How could I say nay to a damsel in distress? I assumed the role of final affirmer. &#8220;Yes! Send the message confessing how much you still feel for him and talk to your ex [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}