{"id":317,"date":"2004-11-09T09:33:12","date_gmt":"2004-11-09T09:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=317"},"modified":"2004-11-09T09:33:12","modified_gmt":"2004-11-09T09:33:12","slug":"disco-urse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=317","title":{"rendered":"Disco-urse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Analog South says:<\/b> which disco do i go to, if i haven&#8217;t disco-vered it?<br \/>\n<b>disco-very: YOUR DISCO NEEDS YOU says:<\/b> Zouk&#8217;s having a 70s disco fever party tonight<br \/>\n<b>Analog South says:<\/b> what if my disco-graphy says my disco has been disco-ntinued?<br \/>\n<b>disco-very: YOUR DISCO NEEDS YOU says:<\/b> then i pity you<br \/>\n<b>Analog South says:<\/b> ah, expensive place, i need a disco-unt<br \/>\n<b>Analog South says:<\/b> many have expressed disco-ntent in disco-urses over that disco<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Analog South says: which disco do i go to, if i haven&#8217;t disco-vered it? disco-very: YOUR DISCO NEEDS YOU says: Zouk&#8217;s having a 70s disco fever party tonight Analog South says: what if my disco-graphy says my disco has been disco-ntinued? disco-very: YOUR DISCO NEEDS YOU says: then i pity you Analog South says: ah, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}