{"id":319,"date":"2004-11-18T11:46:01","date_gmt":"2004-11-18T11:46:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=319"},"modified":"2004-11-18T11:46:01","modified_gmt":"2004-11-18T11:46:01","slug":"happy-and-gay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=319","title":{"rendered":"Happy And Gay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Be happy for me, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual and robosexual people! For once, a random stranger from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.friendster.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">Friendster<\/a> who tried to add me&#8230; was gay. Yeah, like homosexual gay. Okay so he doesn&#8217;t say so, but females with gay friends have confirmed his gayness. Now, I can proclaim myself &#8216;<i>jambu<\/i>&#8216;. Haha.<\/p>\n<p>I have nothing (much) against gays. I say <b>yay<\/b> when my good-looking friend comes out of the closet. One less competitor, I say!<\/p>\n<p>However, I think big-framed, strong-jawboned crossdressers are ugly. Their friends pull it off, but I don&#8217;t want them to pull anything off!<\/p>\n<p>For the record, I am straight and I didn&#8217;t approve him because I didn&#8217;t want my account to be filled up by male strangers who think I&#8217;m good-looking. I would rather have intellectual female strangers who think I&#8217;m good-looking, especially ones with hot pictures.<\/p>\n<p>So why does my name on Friendster have a &#8216;<i>HUNGRY<\/i>&#8216; attached behind it? I am parodying those <i>camwh0res<\/i> and <i>camwh0re<\/i>-adders who have accounts like Jessica-One-FULL and Jessica-Two-FULL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Be happy for me, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual and robosexual people! For once, a random stranger from Friendster who tried to add me&#8230; was gay. Yeah, like homosexual gay. Okay so he doesn&#8217;t say so, but females with gay friends have confirmed his gayness. Now, I can proclaim myself &#8216;jambu&#8216;. Haha. I have nothing (much) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}