{"id":332,"date":"2004-12-07T08:59:56","date_gmt":"2004-12-07T08:59:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=332"},"modified":"2004-12-07T08:59:56","modified_gmt":"2004-12-07T08:59:56","slug":"whats-with-my-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=332","title":{"rendered":"What’s With My Shoes?"},"content":{"rendered":"

(cue Seinfeld bassline)<\/i><\/p>\n

So I was entering the office when I saw this hot chick. I looked at her, she looked at me, and her eyes diverted down at my shoes. Now, had noone told me that “a girl who looks at you and then diverts her eyes down to your shoes is checking you out<\/i>“, I would’ve thought, “what’s up with my shoes?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

The next time a chick checks out my shoes, I’ll look down at my shoes with the expression, “did I step on something?<\/i>” It would be fun, nevermind her “what a cute idiot<\/i>” expression.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(cue Seinfeld bassline) So I was entering the office when I saw this hot chick. I looked at her, she looked at me, and her eyes diverted down at my shoes. Now, had noone told me that “a girl who looks at you and then diverts her eyes down to your shoes is checking you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}