{"id":336,"date":"2004-12-21T10:12:10","date_gmt":"2004-12-21T10:12:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=336"},"modified":"2004-12-21T10:12:10","modified_gmt":"2004-12-21T10:12:10","slug":"turn-my-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=336","title":{"rendered":"Turn My Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A proper picture blog of events since last Saturday shall come soon. In short, an unofficial Xfresh gathering and Rock The World 5. However, I shall distract you with something else.<\/p>\n<p>A friend was misconstrued as arrogant (or <i>lansi<\/i> as we call it in Malaysia) because she turned her head too slow during a formal introduction.<\/p>\n<p>What do you do when you have such a problem? Having a slow neck?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s where <b>Albert Ng, professional head-turner<\/b>, will come to your service.<\/p>\n<p>All I ask for is a meal in return for how I will drastically change your life. I shall train your neck. I will begin with an excruciating neck massage that invigorates the blood flow. We will then walk about in a shopping mall and I will point out false alarms.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>Hey! Was that Utt we just passed?<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>5 O&#8217;clock! Some guy who looks like Adam Sandler!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I guarantee you that after my certified neck-training, your neck will be up to speed with that girl in <i>The Exorcist<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A proper picture blog of events since last Saturday shall come soon. In short, an unofficial Xfresh gathering and Rock The World 5. However, I shall distract you with something else. A friend was misconstrued as arrogant (or lansi as we call it in Malaysia) because she turned her head too slow during a formal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}