{"id":354,"date":"2005-02-09T04:14:29","date_gmt":"2005-02-09T04:14:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=354"},"modified":"2005-02-09T04:14:29","modified_gmt":"2005-02-09T04:14:29","slug":"are-you-the-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=354","title":{"rendered":"Are You The One?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Friday<\/b><\/p>\n

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After the hitz.tv Blast Off semifinals, my friends and I had dinner at Hard Rock Cafe. They played Jamiroquai – Travelling Without Moving<\/b> and the cool camp cover Scissor Sisters – Comfortably Numb<\/b>. On the ride home, the driver popped Jamiroquai’s Travelling Without Moving CD. How ironic.<\/p>\n

Saturday<\/b><\/p>\n

I headed to somebody’s farewell and her boyfriend’s birthday party. In the background, the same Jamiroquai album was spinning!<\/p>\n

* She<\/b>, for most of the blog entry, will refer to the host<\/b> unless otherwise stated.<\/p>\n

The first thing she said when she met me was:<\/p>\n

“Wah I never knew a Chinaman could grow a beard!<\/i>”<\/p>\n

She was, of course, referring to the beard that weirdly curled to my right. Refer to my Friendster<\/a> picture as it’s not there anymore.<\/p>\n

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Her (female) collegemates gave her a farewell butt grab as well.<\/p>\n

Me<\/b>: What’s so great about your butt that everybody’s grabbing it?
\nShe<\/b>: You ask my boyfriend first.
\nMe<\/b>: I bet he’d say, “oh you try lah, then you’ll know why everybody wants to do it.<\/i>” (Uh dude if you’re reading this, it’s our kinda humor, I think…)<\/p>\n

We had two guitars and a blues jam.<\/p>\n

As I sat explaining how to read tablature, she said, “Albert! Come come you must get drunk! Sleep over ah.<\/i>”<\/p>\n

She got me a glass. Optimists say the glass is half bacardi. Pessimists say the glass is half zappel.<\/p>\n

I rolled like a dog wanting a scratch. “I’ll get you some more<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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