{"id":358,"date":"2005-03-15T04:08:53","date_gmt":"2005-03-15T04:08:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=358"},"modified":"2005-03-15T04:08:53","modified_gmt":"2005-03-15T04:08:53","slug":"i-deserve-a-star-for-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=358","title":{"rendered":"I Deserve A Star For This"},"content":{"rendered":"

“What if… according to the stars, we are not meant to be?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

So that sentence was nicked from my friend’s nick.<\/p>\n

“Sagittarians are freedom-loving, fun-loving… I don’t think I could deal with that, being insecure and all.<\/i>”<\/p>\n

So that sentence was nicked from a voice in some girl’s head.<\/p>\n

What is it with girls and horoscopes?<\/b><\/p>\n

So I was in MPH with this chick, who looked for horoscope books for my sign – Sagittarius. We found that it was harder to find than books for any other horoscope, even in the same shelf. That could mean that:<\/p>\n

– Sagittarians don’t give flying horse manure about horoscopes, so Sagittarius books don’t sell. Yes I asked some female Sagittarians as well.
\n– girls are too busy buying Sagittarian guys Sagittarius books, so they can tell us to read yesterday’s prediction and see how supposedly accurate it is… so that we may believe<\/b>!<\/p>\n

I haven’t been getting Sagittarius books, so I decided to call upon Google<\/a> to prove my first theory. I searched for each horoscope (the word ‘horoscope<\/i>‘ was added to avoid searching for testicular cancer as well).<\/p>\n

Sorted in most popular order:<\/p>\n

Results 1 – 10 of about 1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“What if… according to the stars, we are not meant to be?” So that sentence was nicked from my friend’s nick. “Sagittarians are freedom-loving, fun-loving… I don’t think I could deal with that, being insecure and all.” So that sentence was nicked from a voice in some girl’s head. What is it with girls and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","category-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}