{"id":36,"date":"2002-06-04T01:56:19","date_gmt":"2002-06-04T01:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=36"},"modified":"2002-06-04T01:56:19","modified_gmt":"2002-06-04T01:56:19","slug":"back-whack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=36","title":{"rendered":"Back Whack!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes I am back from the land of whack where I will not have a corny knack of hitting the sack with my sonnets!<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s a sonnet anyway? It&#8217;s simply an ababcdcdefefgg poem, with 10 syllables per line! (Read my sonnets and you might catch the idea.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ve updated my blog viewing system &#8211; you don&#8217;t have to click on each archived post to read it! Instead, you get to skip pages of 28 days&#8217; worth of your health peppy poppy high-calorie <b>Glaring Notebook<\/b> adjective-injected posts!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and if you wonder what&#8217;s with this <b><a href=\"setskin.asp?name=redbrick\">Red Brick<\/a><\/b> skin having the <b>Glaring Notebook<\/b> signboard as text, it&#8217;s because it&#8217;s expandable! The <b><a href=\"setskin.asp?name=redbrick\">Red Brick<\/a><\/b> skin is designed to be horizontally and vertically liquid (as with a lot of other skins on this site!) Liquid in this case means expandable. Of course, there is a minimum width for this <b><a href=\"setskin.asp?name=redbrick\">Red Brick<\/a><\/b> skin, but it lives well within the lowest VGA resolutions one can point a stick or set a monitor at!<\/p>\n<p>You may wonder why I don&#8217;t write about work. No, it&#8217;s not because they are watching. It&#8217;s more like the dynamics of work and stuff move too quickly for it to settle down in my brain. Everything happens too fast, I don&#8217;t have time to document. That&#8217;s why I write sonnets in college to describe my general feelings. That&#8217;s also why my crap ends here &#8211; because my bedtime is near! (Corny corny corny I know&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes I am back from the land of whack where I will not have a corny knack of hitting the sack with my sonnets! What&#8217;s a sonnet anyway? It&#8217;s simply an ababcdcdefefgg poem, with 10 syllables per line! (Read my sonnets and you might catch the idea.) Anyway, I&#8217;ve updated my blog viewing system &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}