{"id":360,"date":"2005-06-16T11:34:36","date_gmt":"2005-06-16T11:34:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=360"},"modified":"2005-06-16T11:34:36","modified_gmt":"2005-06-16T11:34:36","slug":"ronery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=360","title":{"rendered":"Ronery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Akon &#8211; Lonely<\/b> is an irritating song.<\/p>\n<p><b>Bobby Vinton<\/b>&#8216;s original, <i>Mr. Lonely<\/i>, is nowhere as irritating, as it seems as they sped it up. Even the high pitched wail goes up differently; imagine the feel of songs like <i>Blue Moon<\/i>. Everybody likens the voice to <b>Alvin And The Chipmunks<\/b>, but why doesn&#8217;t anybody remember Disney&#8217;s <b>Chip &#8216;N Dale&#8217;s Rescue Rangers<\/b>? That was a classic. I know. I watched it regularly and even loved the platform game. I even had a mini-crush on Gadget, the girl mouse.<\/p>\n<p>Compare that to Alvin and the chipmunks, which you could get irritated with.<\/p>\n<p>But then again, back then as kids, even if you were profusely irritated with a cartoon, you&#8217;d still watch it. We were stupid in that way. Like <b>Dennis The Menace<\/b>. Like <b>Mighty Mouse<\/b>. He was perfect. Female mouse cries. Mighty Mouse comes. No effort. Whap boom bang. With such cartoons I say, ban testing of chemicals on animals!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Akon &#8211; Lonely is an irritating song. Bobby Vinton&#8216;s original, Mr. Lonely, is nowhere as irritating, as it seems as they sped it up. Even the high pitched wail goes up differently; imagine the feel of songs like Blue Moon. Everybody likens the voice to Alvin And The Chipmunks, but why doesn&#8217;t anybody remember Disney&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}