{"id":387,"date":"2005-05-03T12:26:23","date_gmt":"2005-05-03T12:26:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=387"},"modified":"2016-09-04T00:12:53","modified_gmt":"2016-09-04T00:12:53","slug":"slurred-it-through-the-grapewine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=387","title":{"rendered":"Slurred It Through The Grapewine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/sourgrapes.jpg\"><br \/>\nMy dad bought loads of grapes. Old but fermenting ones. *hic*<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/drunklizzy.jpg\"><br \/>\nThe seed spittoon was left overnight on the table, and we found an intoxicated lizard in it. Mmm sour grape seed.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, <a href=\"http:\/\/redphayze.theuseless.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">Warmpaw<\/a> got the answers correct <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/?p=385\">here<\/a>! She is now a <i>First Class Honorary Teddy<\/i> (sorry, I prefer American English). The answers are:<\/p>\n<p>1) <b>B<\/b>ring <b>A<\/b> <b>C<\/b>hick <b>H<\/b>ome<br \/>\n2) <b>B<\/b>reakfast, <b>L<\/b>unch <b>A<\/b>nd <b>D<\/b>inner<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My dad bought loads of grapes. Old but fermenting ones. *hic* The seed spittoon was left overnight on the table, and we found an intoxicated lizard in it. Mmm sour grape seed. Anyway, Warmpaw got the answers correct here! She is now a First Class Honorary Teddy (sorry, I prefer American English). The answers are: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=387"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11631,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions\/11631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}