{"id":392,"date":"2005-05-11T10:14:08","date_gmt":"2005-05-11T10:14:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=392"},"modified":"2016-09-19T18:19:01","modified_gmt":"2016-09-19T18:19:01","slug":"hair-matter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=392","title":{"rendered":"Hair Matter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just realized why guys keep long hair <b>long<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>The transition from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/?p=115\">schoolboy cut<\/a> to &#8220;<i>owww hair irritates my eyes<\/i>&#8221; to &#8220;<i>ewww hair irritates my nose<\/i>&#8221; is memorable but hardly worth doing again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>Woi when are you going to cut you hair?<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know, maybe when I know what to do with it. When it gets this long you&#8217;d think it&#8217;s not worth wasting all that effort for comfort.<\/p>\n<p>So if it gets any longer I&#8217;d dye it some rare color (because I&#8217;m a cool conforming individualist) and get dreadlocks. If I could only choose one, I&#8217;d probably choose dreadlocks.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t had a proper trip to the Indian barber since June 2004.<\/p>\n<p>Men keep long hair because they can&#8217;t stand anything in between short and something they can tuck behind their ears. I&#8217;m getting there, though pictures don&#8217;t really show it.<\/p>\n<p>Headbanging is totally different when you can feel entire flaps of hair fly up, ventilating your scalp. Apparently, it looks cool too.<\/p>\n<p>ON a side note, why do people spell the consumer electronics brand as <b>Cannon<\/b> and the local underground band as <b>Frequency Canon<\/b>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just realized why guys keep long hair long. The transition from schoolboy cut to &#8220;owww hair irritates my eyes&#8221; to &#8220;ewww hair irritates my nose&#8221; is memorable but hardly worth doing again. &#8220;Woi when are you going to cut you hair?&#8221; I don&#8217;t know, maybe when I know what to do with it. When [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11734,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions\/11734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}