{"id":414,"date":"2005-07-11T04:38:18","date_gmt":"2005-07-11T04:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=414"},"modified":"2016-08-28T20:16:00","modified_gmt":"2016-08-28T20:16:00","slug":"botak-chin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=414","title":{"rendered":"Botak Chin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bumped into an old friend in a shopping mall, and this transpired a week later. His messages are in bold.<\/p>\n<p><b>Hey<\/b><br \/>\nHola!<br \/>\n<b>Been wanting to tell you this for almost a week<br \/>\nHola to you too&#8230;<\/b><br \/>\nSup?<br \/>\n<b>Hahahaha<\/b><br \/>\nSo yes what do you wanna tell me?<br \/>\n<b>Remember my ex-housemates who were with me at 1U the other day?<\/b><br \/>\nYeah<br \/>\n<b>Well, if it&#8217;s any compliments, they think you&#8217;re cute<br \/>\nBUT&#8230; with a queer for a straight guy moment&#8230;<br \/>\nThey recommended that you should shave off the goatie<br \/>\nAnd I quote them &#8220;it makes him look weird&#8221;<\/b><br \/>\nHow weird?<br \/>\nAre they your roomies from THAT SS2 house?<br \/>\n<b>Hahaah&#8230; bingo<br \/>\nI dunno how weird, you go ask them yourself la..<br \/>\nLOL<\/b><br \/>\nI DO intend to actually, I think it&#8217;s long enough to have proven its point, and I&#8217;ve probably impressed enough people as the &#8220;chinaman who can grow a beard&#8221;<br \/>\nWhat do YOU think?<br \/>\nBeard or no beard?<br \/>\n<b>All I can say is&#8230;<br \/>\nI do agree with them<br \/>\nLOL&#8230;<br \/>\n(sorry, bro)<\/b><br \/>\nSee, I wanna be attractive to girls not gays<br \/>\n<b>It kinda makes you look like you&#8217;re nowhere in between<br \/>\nHahahaha<br \/>\nTrust me<br \/>\nIf gays dun like it<\/b><br \/>\nNowhere in between? In between what two extremes?<\/p>\n<p>He didn&#8217;t reply, so I went for lunch, and when I came back he was gone.<\/p>\n<p>Oooh Friday night was fun, I bumped into old old friends all over Hartamas! So then, the verdict was made. Everybody saw the beard. It was time to go. Sorry <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suanie.net\" target=\"_BLANK\">Suanie<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/botakchin.jpg\"><br \/>\nLeft: Botak Chin. Right: Chinaman can grow beard you know.<\/p>\n<p>Botak is Malay for bald, by the way.<\/p>\n<p>On Saturday morning, nobody noticed! It seems that people notice that there was a beard, but nobody noticed that it was gone.<\/p>\n<p>Ah well, there won&#8217;t be any more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/?p=400\">Chinese chicks asking me for directions in Malay<\/a>. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>Edit: Ooh! Till the last day, my beard continued growing to my right. Weird. I thought it would eventually be heavy enough and let gravity pull it down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bumped into an old friend in a shopping mall, and this transpired a week later. His messages are in bold. Hey Hola! Been wanting to tell you this for almost a week Hola to you too&#8230; Sup? Hahahaha So yes what do you wanna tell me? Remember my ex-housemates who were with me at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=414"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11617,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions\/11617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}