So I can’t register an account without a company letter. How did I get my own ATM card when I was 16, then?<\/p>\n
So I’ve gotta register nearest to my company. I don’t have a car or the time to go to Putrajaya. And Putrajaya isn’t that near Bukit Jalil is it?<\/p>\n
So I couldn’t hear the guy mumbling behind the glass. Does that warrant a “aiii budak ni<\/i>” as I took a seat? (Funny how I could hear him then.)<\/p>\n
They screw up the bank cheque by misspelling the receiver’s name. (I realized this later.) I wanted to transfer funds into an account (I provided the account number) but she made me a cheque to mail to them. Obviously both of us were confused, and so I asked if they had any service to send it to them. Does that warrant a “isssh budak ni kurang ajar<\/i>” as I walked away, still within earshot?<\/p>\n
The one day I decide to do business with this bank, you have lousy service. Some people don’t go to the bank often. Remember that we aren’t familiar with your procedures.<\/p>\n
So I got in a taxi. The guy was filling up a form. He asked where I came from. I told him my story.<\/p>\n
And now, the narration is from the old Chinese taxi driver:<\/p>\n
FACK THEM LAH! Back in the days before ticket numbers, I was queueing up for over half an hour. The counters were busy chatting away and taking their own sweet time to count their money. So I shouted<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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