{"id":433,"date":"2005-08-13T12:07:13","date_gmt":"2005-08-13T12:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=433"},"modified":"2005-08-13T12:07:13","modified_gmt":"2005-08-13T12:07:13","slug":"masked-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=433","title":{"rendered":"Masked Messages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wearing a haze mask around town is fun, especially on the LRT. People stare at you, and you stare back at them. You feel a sense of unity with the other masked passengers.<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t mind writing &#8220;<i>what are you staring at?<\/i>&#8221; on my mask, but that wouldn&#8217;t be catchy enough for the sesquipedalian Albert. So I was sitting around, thinking of eye-catching slogans for masks:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I can take off this mask. Women in Saudi Arabia can&#8217;t. <i>(Don&#8217;t wear this on the monorail!)<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Visit my blog at http:\/\/www.xfresh.com\/albert<\/li>\n<li>Made in Indonesia<\/li>\n<li>Wanna share my air?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m trying to quit smoking<\/li>\n<li>You and I are not breathing the same air<\/li>\n<li>The end of the world is here. I don&#8217;t wanna die a virgin!<\/li>\n<li>To make sure it doesn&#8217;t come off, I use superglue. It smells nice too.<\/li>\n<li>Smile if you&#8217;re a wanker \ud83d\ude42 (yes, this was stolen from a Mambo T-shirt)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wearing a haze mask around town is fun, especially on the LRT. People stare at you, and you stare back at them. You feel a sense of unity with the other masked passengers. I wouldn&#8217;t mind writing &#8220;what are you staring at?&#8221; on my mask, but that wouldn&#8217;t be catchy enough for the sesquipedalian Albert. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=433"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}