{"id":457,"date":"2005-09-23T10:51:48","date_gmt":"2005-09-23T10:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=457"},"modified":"2016-08-28T19:57:02","modified_gmt":"2016-08-28T19:57:02","slug":"then-youll-knit-afar-ah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=457","title":{"rendered":"Then You&#8217;ll Knit Afar, Ah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to sources I shall not name:<\/p>\n<p>Nita of Malaysian Idol sang True Love in an album called Boys &amp; Girls 1+1=3, released by Positive Tone, produced by a certain Paul Moss.<br \/>\nFarah was in the underground hip-hop scene, in a group named Blindside Bawlas.<\/p>\n<p>Who cares about the dude with the highest votes? I sure don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>There, add that to your conspiracy theories, people.<\/p>\n<p>Oh and Jaclyn was a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/?p=428\">rocker<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and have you noticed that girls often proclaim and thus subconsciously program themselves to become bisexual? Meanwhile, <a href=\"http:\/\/cms.psychologytoday.com\/articles\/pto-19990301-000030.html\" target=\"_BLANK\">guys can like girls too<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to sources I shall not name: Nita of Malaysian Idol sang True Love in an album called Boys &amp; Girls 1+1=3, released by Positive Tone, produced by a certain Paul Moss. Farah was in the underground hip-hop scene, in a group named Blindside Bawlas. Who cares about the dude with the highest votes? I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11605,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions\/11605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}