{"id":479,"date":"2005-11-14T10:54:17","date_gmt":"2005-11-14T10:54:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=479"},"modified":"2005-11-14T10:54:17","modified_gmt":"2005-11-14T10:54:17","slug":"free-flowing-glory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=479","title":{"rendered":"Free-flowing Glory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here goes a free-flowing story. (To differentiate who is saying what, what I say will be <i>italicized<\/i> while what anyone else said will be <u>underlined<\/u>.)<\/p>\n<p>So it was a Friday night after <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xanga.com\/tracyewong\" target=\"_BLANK\">Tracy<\/a>&#8216;s gig. I had to pee, so I walked down from Plaza Damas to Desa Sri Hartamas, as Plaza Damas was closed and there were no other toilets around. I did not intend to flash anybody at the playground so I kept on walking.<\/p>\n<p>Since I had a good holding capacity, I reached Coffee Bean and bumped into two dudes I knew. Went to Breakers to pee. Came back out.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>So how come you guys are hanging out here instead of there?<\/i>&#8221; *points to Hartamas Square*<br \/>\n&#8220;<u>Oh it&#8217;s very crowded man. Plus this place is less noisy.<\/u>&#8221; (Cue thumping music blasting out the balcony of the <a href=\"http:\/\/corrupted-malaysia.blogspot.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">infamous<\/a> Soda Club.)<br \/>\n&#8220;<i>Hmmm, but the scenery <b>there<\/b> is better. Here we get the Soda crowd&#8230; it doesn&#8217;t feel like the Hartamas of before, y&#8217;know what I mean?<\/i>&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;<u>Yeah but here you pay a bit more for the quiet.<\/u>&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;<i>Hmm yes, but I think I&#8217;ll head over to Hartamas Square and see if I bump into anybody. <b>I almost always do!<\/b> There are always a few regulars there&#8230; plus, the international school chicks!<\/i>&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;<u>Well fine then, leave us then. Don&#8217;t blame us if you don&#8217;t bump into anybody.<\/u>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And so, I walked to Hartamas Square, and sure enough, the first table I see had two familiar faces! (And a hot chick!)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<u>HAYYY ALBERT!<\/u>&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;<i>Dude! I see you every time! I saw you here yesterday, and here you are again&#8230;<\/i>&#8221; (I came the day before for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xanga.com\/aldatan\" target=\"_BLANK\">Alda<\/a>&#8216;s Low End Assasins gig.)<\/p>\n<p>I told him how my other friends said I wouldn&#8217;t bump into anybody, and he forced me to sit down instead of surveying how likely I was to bump into more people. I was introduced to the chick. YAY!<\/p>\n<p>They were smoking shisha, and I took the oppurtunity to <i>sample<\/i> it, repeatedly. The shisha shop dude then came over, saying how he could blow shisha smoke into a bottle and change its color.<\/p>\n<p>I whipped out my digital camera to take a picture of the yellowed bottle.<\/p>\n<p>The guy to my right went, &#8220;<u>Cool! A digital camera! Can I see it?<\/u>&#8221; I then passed it to him.<\/p>\n<p>The chick went, &#8220;<u>Wow, you carry a digital camera around wherever you go?<\/u>&#8221; &#8220;<i>Yeah I do!<\/i>&#8221; &#8220;<u>Cool!<\/u>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The guy fiddled around with my camera and asked, &#8220;<u>Dude, does this have shutter speed?<\/u>&#8221; I said yes, and showed him that it was the <b>Tv<\/b> mode on the dial.<\/p>\n<p>He then took pictures of everybody smoking shisha, YAY!<\/p>\n<p>Now you may wonder why I would be overjoyed. Simple! He saved me the trouble of finding an excuse to make the chick do something photo-worthy with the shisha. (Of course, all I wanted was a picture of her, shisha or not.) Inside, I was thinking, &#8220;<i>YAY thank you for taking pictures of her, with flash even!<\/i>&#8221; Since he knew her, it wouldn&#8217;t be so awkward.<\/p>\n<p>My friends from Coffee Bean passed by. I went, &#8220;<i>Wassap! What did I tell you? What did I tell you, huh? You said I wouldn&#8217;t bump into anybody! Haha!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She then looked at the pictures. All this while, I didn&#8217;t, playing it cool. We then played foosball at Breakers till they closed the coin change counter, and we all went home.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t until I reached home that I realized I should&#8217;ve checked the pictures.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/shesachick.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Dammit! He set it to night scene, which meant a flash, followed by a show exposure. In normal mode with flash, it would be clear. Damn you, you half-white French-speaking shisha-smoking boy!<\/p>\n<p>That is all for the free flowing story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here goes a free-flowing story. (To differentiate who is saying what, what I say will be italicized while what anyone else said will be underlined.) So it was a Friday night after Tracy&#8216;s gig. 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