{"id":50,"date":"2002-09-01T03:32:45","date_gmt":"2002-09-01T03:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=50"},"modified":"2016-09-18T19:01:01","modified_gmt":"2016-09-18T19:01:01","slug":"picture-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=50","title":{"rendered":"Picture Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Updated the About Me!<\/a><\/b> page I have, with pictures of me! I have to satisfy my innate narcissistic quota by doing that.<\/p>\n

The new Quotes<\/a><\/b> entry is this:
\n“If you think I have a big head, wait till you see my mouth.”<\/p>\n

Oddly, there is a feeling of dejavu with that quote, like I had heard of it before. I wonder if my brain is secretly regurgitating stuff. Even pickup lines which I just coined like “Hey baby wanna free my willy?”<\/i> and “I don’t want to be friends, because that’s only 1% of what we could be.”<\/i> sound like I have heard them somewhere before. If you<\/b> have heard them before, tell me!<\/b><\/p>\n

Maybe it’s about time I recount my misadventures in my blog. How about that Thursday when somebody could’ve peeed on my left shoe? (As told here: Wet Adventure<\/a><\/b>.) Or about Friday, when I had to change a tire in the rain, with waterproof bantings as shelter from the rain? At any rate, I figured I would fall in a swimming pool on Saturday! (I was out the whole day, but thankfully it didn’t happen to me.)<\/p>\n

Oh yeah have you noticed on fast food joint counters, they have this “I’m (insert cashier’s name)<\/i>” on their display? I’m guessing this is so that it’s easier to pick up cashiers at fast food joints (who are probably wishing to find a rich boyfriend or something, so they don’t have to work, ha!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Updated the About Me! page I have, with pictures of me! I have to satisfy my innate narcissistic quota by doing that. The new Quotes entry is this: “If you think I have a big head, wait till you see my mouth.” Oddly, there is a feeling of dejavu with that quote, like I had […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11699,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions\/11699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}