Chorus:
\nO where o where can my car keys be
\nThat kid took it away from me
\nHe’s going to Vegas to spend all my wages
\nSo I must stop him quickly before he does<\/p>\n
He was out on his rounds swindling people’s cash
\nHe gave his sales pitch in a dash
\nDressed formally, greasy haired
\nMiddle-parting, his forehead he bared
\nHis rapid speech was his way to get rich
\nTo him no wallet was out of reach
\nHis babbling was repeating
\nThe effect was hypnotizing<\/p>\n
Chorus<\/p>\n
When you wake up you’ll realize something’s gone
\nYou feel it’s light; you have just been conned
\nYou’re missing your hard-earned savings
\nYou find your fingers with no wedding rings
\nEnter your home to see an empty house
\nWondering how just to tell your spouse
\nYou search around for any valuables
\nYou find nothing looking from all angles
\nYour knees tremble and you break out in cold sweat
\nYou’re not insured how bad is that<\/p>\n
Chorus<\/p>\n
Oh no (x4)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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