{"id":518,"date":"1999-01-01T12:00:00","date_gmt":"1999-01-01T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=518"},"modified":"1999-01-01T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"1999-01-01T12:00:00","slug":"slowball-summer-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=518","title":{"rendered":"Slowball &#8211; Summer Holiday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They made up their minds &#8211; car was gathering dirt<br \/>\nThey left before what they call break of dawn<br \/>\nThey left behind their house with an unmoved lawn<br \/>\nBut where were they going, forgot to bring a large wallet<br \/>\nThey found a hotel &#8211; a five-star one, at least<br \/>\nThey went in and ordered the largest feast<br \/>\nIt was way too expensive to their dismay<br \/>\nNow where were they going during this summer holiday<br \/>\nCopyright Albert Ng 1999<br \/>\nChorus:<br \/>\nAnyone can see the room that they rented is badly made<br \/>\nThe folds and the creases, plenty on the bed<br \/>\nThe pillows were missing, just outside thugs are racing<br \/>\nYou can see butterflies and moths in the closet<br \/>\nThe flush is smashed up in the doorless toilet<br \/>\nBut they can&#8217;t complain cos&#8217; the price was insane, insane<br \/>\nCopyright Albert Ng 1999<br \/>\nThe children woke up with cockroaches on &#8217;em<br \/>\nThey heard a loud noise and then a loud wham<br \/>\nSaw it was room service keeping bugs at bay<br \/>\nWell what do you know, that just ruined their summer holiday<br \/>\nCopyright Albert Ng 1999<br \/>\nChorus (x2)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They made up their minds &#8211; car was gathering dirt They left before what they call break of dawn They left behind their house with an unmoved lawn But where were they going, forgot to bring a large wallet They found a hotel &#8211; a five-star one, at least They went in and ordered the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-modified-lyrics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}