{"id":520,"date":"1999-01-01T12:00:00","date_gmt":"1999-01-01T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=520"},"modified":"1999-01-01T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"1999-01-01T12:00:00","slug":"split-in-a-hurry-bathe-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=520","title":{"rendered":"Split In a Hurry &#8211; Bathe Tonight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Go on close the curtains<br \/>\nCcos&#8217; what you need is privacy<br \/>\nYou know we hate your deodorants<br \/>\nThat you wear proudly<br \/>\nWell we know you have tooth decay<br \/>\nAnd how I wish you were okay<br \/>\nSo take this soap and this shampoo<br \/>\nClean your deposits of goo<\/p>\n<p>Chorus:<br \/>\nBathe tonight<br \/>\nYour toes used to be pink<br \/>\nLook properly<br \/>\nYou missed a spot I think<br \/>\nBathe tonight<br \/>\nBrush your teeth on the sink<br \/>\nCos&#8217; otherwise<br \/>\nOtherwise you would stink<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s your so-called attire<br \/>\nWith smells of morning after<br \/>\nTommorrow you&#8217;re still wearing those<br \/>\nSlackers I suppose<br \/>\nPeople say to you goodbye<br \/>\nMy friend please understand why<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t you know you really smell<br \/>\nAnd how I wish that you could tell<\/p>\n<p>chorus<\/p>\n<p>Your breath repels, they all run away<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll wish that some, that some would stay<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t you know they gotta go<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t you wish they said hello<\/p>\n<p>chorus x2<\/p>\n<p>I hope that you&#8217;ll be clean<br \/>\nHygienic&#8217;s what I mean<br \/>\nAnd white teeth with a sheen<br \/>\nThat I&#8217;d like to have seen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Go on close the curtains Ccos&#8217; what you need is privacy You know we hate your deodorants That you wear proudly Well we know you have tooth decay And how I wish you were okay So take this soap and this shampoo Clean your deposits of goo Chorus: Bathe tonight Your toes used to be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-modified-lyrics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}