{"id":527,"date":"2000-08-04T10:01:00","date_gmt":"2000-08-04T10:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=527"},"modified":"2000-08-04T10:01:00","modified_gmt":"2000-08-04T10:01:00","slug":"horizontally-inclined-everything-is-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=527","title":{"rendered":"Horizontally Inclined &#8211; Everything Is Food"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhere there&#8217;s cooking<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s already strong-smelling<br \/>\nOh and it&#8217;s rising from the back of your yard<br \/>\nYou never could get fit<br \/>\nUnless you threw your pit<br \/>\nNow you&#8217;re here with this health hazard<br \/>\nBut you&#8217;re not skinny and the belt marks<br \/>\nAll those places when you had a binge<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve never said yucks<br \/>\nThe sounds of cries and the<br \/>\nEchoes of hunger will make you cringe <\/p>\n<p>Chorus:<br \/>\nYes everything is food<br \/>\nAnd everything tastes good<br \/>\nAnd everything looks nice to you<br \/>\nNo matter what your mood<br \/>\nIt has all the ripe smells<br \/>\nTo your nose no stench repels<br \/>\nSo what if it&#8217;s sticky goo<br \/>\nYou still think it sells <\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re waiting for someone<br \/>\nTo serve you your dinner<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re waiting for someone<br \/>\nWho shares your palate<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s always another course to devour<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s always something more you wish you ate <\/p>\n<p>Chorus <\/p>\n<p>But you won&#8217;t eat light<br \/>\nYou want one more bite<br \/>\nIs that too much to ask for more<br \/>\nYou think that it&#8217;s right<br \/>\nTo eat what&#8217;s in sight<br \/>\nEven though it fell on the floor<br \/>\nOut of the oven onto your big plate<br \/>\nPast the nations with malnutrition<br \/>\nYou eat oh so often like it was your fate<br \/>\nYou believe you&#8217;re the one who&#8217;s the chosen <\/p>\n<p>Chorus <\/p>\n<p>You said everything is food<br \/>\nYou said everything tastes good<br \/>\nYou said everything looks nice to you<br \/>\nNo matter what your mood<br \/>\nIt has all the ripe smells<br \/>\nTo your nose no stench repels<br \/>\nSo what if it&#8217;s sticky goo<br \/>\nYou still think it sells<br \/>\nSells<br \/>\nYou still do<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhere there&#8217;s cooking It&#8217;s already strong-smelling Oh and it&#8217;s rising from the back of your yard You never could get fit Unless you threw your pit Now you&#8217;re here with this health hazard But you&#8217;re not skinny and the belt marks All those places when you had a binge You&#8217;ve never said yucks The sounds [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-modified-lyrics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}